07. 31. 14. 11:30 am ♥ 27208
riverofbones:

vintage & summer ❂
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riverofbones:

vintage & summer 

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07. 31. 14. 11:28 am ♥ 8743
theonion:

Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone
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theonion:

Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone

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07. 31. 14. 11:25 am ♥ 149465

wellthatsadorable:

lawebloca:

Friends ** video **

LIFEHACK:

1. Watch these gifs over and over 50 times.
2. Watch the video these gifs are from 50 times.
3. Live forever.

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07. 31. 14. 11:22 am ♥ 43842

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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07. 31. 14. 11:14 am ♥ 55854

megustamemes:

[illustrated by nripperger]

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07. 31. 14. 11:30 am ♥ 24602
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
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07. 31. 14. 11:26 am ♥ 5771

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07. 31. 14. 11:24 am ♥ 226
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07. 31. 14. 11:18 am ♥ 133295

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

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07. 31. 14. 11:13 am ♥ 17
venezuelansayings:

Más corto que peo en chinchorro.

Translation: Shorter than a fart in a hammock, meaning it’s really short or doesn’t linger.

Example: The wait in line for tacos was shorter than a fart in a hammock, which was great because I was soooo hungry! High-res

venezuelansayings:

Más corto que peo en chinchorro.

Translation: Shorter than a fart in a hammock, meaning it’s really short or doesn’t linger.

Example: The wait in line for tacos was shorter than a fart in a hammock, which was great because I was soooo hungry!

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