04. 24. 14. 10:13 am ♥ 67351
lenolovecraft:

I want a transparent washing machine High-res

lenolovecraft:

I want a transparent washing machine

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04. 24. 14. 10:13 am ♥ 2415

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04. 24. 14. 10:12 am ♥ 809

hisnamewasbeanni:

dorfs:

leonrw:

leonrw:

Spending $12.5 billion on new aircraft, this is truly a government serious about cuts.

image

UM?????

"No this was money set aside for this by a previous government!"

"So why don’t you use that money instead to fund the program’s you’re cutti-"

"NEW FIGHTER JETS NNNNYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOWW!"

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04. 24. 14. 10:10 am ♥ 63999

adventuresofastudentteacher:

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video

This is my favourite thing.

I have no idea what I just watched

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04. 24. 14. 10:06 am ♥ 946

prep-in-training:

I need $5000 and an iced coffee

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04. 24. 14. 10:13 am ♥ 150020
salixj:


rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.
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salixj:

rogankiwifruit:

benedictbandersnatch:

My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks

I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE

and as tumblr users we promise she will be

Must do my part.

(Source: i-understandrew)

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04. 24. 14. 10:12 am ♥ 13312

adventuresofastudentteacher:

beben-eleben:

by Rap Poems

On my god hahaha

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04. 24. 14. 10:06 am ♥ 214860
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 
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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

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04. 24. 14. 10:04 am ♥ 102944
helloxerika:

champagne-paradise:

chanelbedslippers:

the-anal-rapist:

thankgodimasian:

cub-buns:

scruffymanatee:

I’m pretty, I’m cool— I dominate this school.

Who am I, just guess? Guys wanna touch my chest!

I’m rockin’, I smile! And many think I’m vile!

I’m mayor. I roar. I swear I’m not a whore!


Hate cause were beautiful, but we don’t like you either we’re cheerleaders!!

We are cheerleaders, roll call!

tomashackett do you know all of the words? 😋

helloxerika:

champagne-paradise:

chanelbedslippers:

the-anal-rapist:

thankgodimasian:

cub-buns:

scruffymanatee:

I’m pretty, I’m cool— I dominate this school.

Who am I, just guess? Guys wanna touch my chest!

I’m rockin’, I smile! And many think I’m vile!

I’m mayor. I roar. I swear I’m not a whore!

Hate cause were beautiful, but we don’t like you either we’re cheerleaders!!

We are cheerleaders, roll call!

tomashackett do you know all of the words? 😋

(Source: stankate)

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